hi,.
im looking into quotes and references from the wbts about not being allowed to read apostacy and not to question god and test faith.. .
thanks.
The apostates have masterd Jedi Mind Tricks that the Jehovah Sock-Puppet and the GibberingBiddies de Bethel can't figure out.
Even now, I have taken control of your mind. Sometime in the next half-hour, you will blink.
Tomorrow, something will happen that will leave you puzzled.
Tuesday, the stock marklet will continue to oscillate.
Waves will roll in to shore.
ALL by my command.
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the brothers in the writing department that cooked up the "overlapping generations" for jws, is hard at work on next years district conventions talks and books.
do you have any ideas for them?.
At this very moment, the writing department in Bethel is preparing a series of articles that will culminate with irrefutable proof that Jehovah and his Son, the reigning King Jesus, are both boneless and all white meat.
This spiritual food may stumble many in third-world countries, but their salvation depends upon them accepting this advanced truth based upon things found somewhere in the Bible.
upcoming article titles:
Christendom: A Valley of Dry Bones
Our Bones Are Not Dry - Yet! (We Live!)
King David Boned Jonathan For His Benefit
Jehovah, Our Gracious Boneless God
Jesus Lost His Bones To Please His Father
Brothers, Use Your Bones While You Can!
Our Wonderful Boneless Destiny Shall Soon Arrive!
i've already written "my story".
i've been "out" for 35 years.
but that is not a story that contains the little stuff.
My invisible imaginary friend will suck the marrow from the invisible bones of your invisible imaginay friend (unless your friend is the Great Invisible Boneless Chicken) and he will use the skull of your imaginary invisible friend as a chamber pot if you do not write!
Things are not always so pleasant in the realm invisible.
So write, and save your doomed marrow-sucked, chamber-pot-skulled diety!
Lovecraft was an optimist.
i've already written "my story".
i've been "out" for 35 years.
but that is not a story that contains the little stuff.
May the al dente noodly appendage of The Biggest Cheesiest FSM manipulate the membranes of mind, thus causing you to write.
Aieeeeee! Aieeeeee! Aioooooo!
It's off to write you go!
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